Hi, I'm Florida Barbie! I could be bummed that I've become yet another victim in the recent spate of alligator attacks, but I prefer to look on the bright side: my face and boobs are unharmed! While I'm waiting for the ambulance, let me show you some great links:
*"Bush must take Charlie Sheen for an idiot." Whatever could Liberal Larry mean?
*Trashy robot porn. Prepare to be shocked.
*"Every time Kirsten Dunst smiles, an angel dies." The Mayor of Mitchieville knows his orthodonture.
*God doesn't make any trash. The Fat Guy says he doesn't pick any up either.
*An innocent tree is being held hostage and used as a political pawn. Will Jesse Jackson fly in to negotiate? Will Smokey the Bear?
*John Kerry reminds us about his magic hat and Doyle reminds the NYT that saying that Kerry "released his records" is a lie by omission.
*Jesse MacBeth, the evil Walter Mitty, is always on the job.
*For the millionth time: eco-evangelists are using faith, not science, in their attempt to make a connection between hurricanes and global cooling warming climate change.
*Florida Cracker would call Hellmann's mayonnaise the "Devil's poop," but she found that term already taken. She says she'll have to settle for christening it "Satan's spooge." How's that, Tree Hugging Sister?
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*All you hot guitar players, step back and make room for this kid. Here's an online tutorial if you'd like to try it yourself.
(Barbie pic via James in e-mail.)
I must say, after much review..that the Florida Barbie pic is pretty damn funny...
Posted by: csason at May 30, 2006 09:56 PMI love it. Where did you get the alligator? My Barbie wants one.
Posted by: Miriam at May 31, 2006 10:58 AMIn addition to the pic, there are some good links in there too!
Posted by: Donnah at May 31, 2006 01:49 PM