Al Gore continues to emit copious amounts of "civilization-ending" carbon dioxide. If that weren't bad enough, he swears to continue his one-man mission to choke the planet in exhaust fumes.
He could sit quietly in front of his computer, breathing shallowly, and use his internet creation to reach the world. Instead he jets around the globe, stomping his carbon footprint into Gaia until she screams. Despite claims of being "carbon neutral," one can only wonder if he's made all the charitable donations necessary to balance out his being a human Krakatoa.
Every time Al Gore gets on a plane, a polar bear drowns.
Posted by floridacracker at May 30, 2006 04:28 AMWhat an Alhole...! Doesn't the fact that he has such a 'following' (same bunch of conspiracy freaks that took the Electric Koolaid Alcid Test) mean he leaves a macro-print ? Al speaks..tons travel to the speaking point...voila ! I figure everytime Al has a speaking engagement, an five square mile chunk of ice breaks off and heads for New Orleans...
speaking of ice...wouldn't it be helpful if we had a couple icebergs hangin around the Bahamas right about now..?? Couldn't we just tow a few down every year for the hurricane season ? Maybe if Al got some of his big global warming buddies to put sails on the icebergs it would help.
Posted by: csason at May 30, 2006 08:20 AM"Carbon neutral"? I had no idea. I thought he was just made out of cardboard.
Posted by: tfhr at May 30, 2006 09:18 AMYou guys are totally missing the point. He is saying that the little people have to make less CO2 so important people like himself and Hollywood can burn more fuel.
Stop burning hydrocarbons! Don't you care about Gore's comfort?
Posted by: Kevin at May 30, 2006 09:08 PMIt's...
MAN-BEAR-PIG!