June 01, 2006

Down Payment On A Massacre

If you can find a redeeming feature to this story, let me know.

Posted by floridacracker at June 1, 2006 11:04 AM

   



Comments

How about ... "$100 for a multiple hit is a stone cold bargain!"

Posted by: Bill from INDC at June 1, 2006 12:13 PM

The mom of the molested girls stopped the molestation and turned the guy in, and is going to testify against him. I'd say that's a redeeming feature, because there are plenty of moms who look the other way cus they don't want to lose their man. ugh.

Posted by: Bad Penny at June 1, 2006 01:34 PM

They weren't really going to have three grandchildren killed, just one. The other two are step-grandchildren. How's that?

Posted by: Donnah at June 1, 2006 01:52 PM

how about..

Since the husband stayed in the car (while the fearless one pretended she was Sharon Stone) it was less wear and tear on the door hinges...?

Posted by: csason at June 1, 2006 02:18 PM

Nobody was heartless enough to want to leave the dog stranded. I guess that's saying something.

Posted by: Gunner at June 1, 2006 04:42 PM

I was wondering how to work that dog in. Thanks, Gunner.

Posted by: Donnah at June 1, 2006 04:58 PM