If that three-armed baby is just going to have the "extra" removed, I know some twin brothers named Dave and Ryan who might like to sew that sucker on.
So far they haven't gotten into crafting "gynecological instruments for mutant women." Surgically exchanging body parts keeps these fellows pretty busy. Actually, it's not an exchange at all, as twin Dave does all the donating!
BME: What modifications does the future hold for you two?
DAVE: We've got some genital work planned that's pretty exciting. As soon as it happens we'll be sure to update BME readers with some photos.
Things are going to get very interesting for brother Dave. Stay tuned!
UPDATE:
Hilarious letters to Ryan and Dave.
(Via the appendage-aided Googling of Insensitive in comments.)
Posted by floridacracker at June 3, 2006 12:37 AMthese boys woulda never made it outa south Georgia alive... like an itch that needs to be scratched, or a pimple that well, I'll stop there..
that is weird Donnah, and I don't even want to know how you found out about this..
Posted by: csason at June 3, 2006 05:43 AMI've posted stuff from this magazine before, Owen. It's a goldmine for the strange and unusual.
http://www.florida-cracker.org/archives/002933.html
Posted by: Donnah at June 3, 2006 11:31 AMI googled them too see what they looked like now and stumbled across this. It looks like the whole article may have been an April Fools joke the magazine perpetrated.
http://www.bmezine.com/news/people/A10101/addsub/fools.html
Posted by: Insensitive at June 3, 2006 12:08 PMExcellent! Thanks, Insensitive.
Posted by: Donnah at June 3, 2006 12:21 PM