An Angry Crustacean Presents

Hi, I'm an angry crustacean! Instead of scuttling along a sandy shore with my friends and family, I'm stuck patrolling some joker's yard. The highlight of my day is rushing the mailman. Come to think of it, I would make a pretty good mailman. Two reasons being that physically I've got lots of hands to hold letters with, and mentally I'm angry. Very, very angry.

Someone's stuck a note in the fence. Let's see what it says:

*The AP gives a demonstration on the art of selective editing. Look and learn! (Via Liberal Larry.)

*Candy Universe must have better taste than me as I find this car rather appealing. If it were only a Mustang instead of a Mercedes, I could live out all my fantasies.

*Real streets, real street magic. The Mayor of Mitchieville's got it.

*In an experimental ad revenue scheme, everytime you click this link, Yoko Ono and Teresa Kerry fight each other over a dime.

*Don't get extinct like him! A wooly mammoth brings you a global warming PSA.

*Want people to fork over $68,750 in moving expenses so your belongings can get from Seattle to San Francisco? You need to investigate the lucrative field of campus administration.

*Homemade Frosty Paws. Add one of these for the dog that's got the green monkey on his back. (Via Mitchieville.)

*Rainbow Family peaceniks are throwing down on the Man, both with rocks and their mighty pen:

Also Tuesday, an incomplete special-use permit application was submitted to the Forest Service, Ritschard said. She said the application contained profanity where the applicant was supposed to write the location of the gathering.

*Baron Bodissey has solved the riddle of the lost continent of Atlantis.

And

*The Fat Guy hits the bigs as one of the Real Men of Genius. Now when you hear "Mr. Way Too Proud of Texas Guy," you'll know who it's about.

(Pic via Deviant Art.)

Posted by floridacracker at June 25, 2006 11:47 PM