If you're thinking about asking your brother to help you pull an inside-job, remind him to bring his cellphone. With him when he leaves the store after the robbery. So the police won't find the text-messages from you telling him to come rob the store.
Posted by floridacracker at June 30, 2006 11:30 PMadd this to your "dumb ass" file
Posted by: nancy at July 1, 2006 08:07 AMJeez, like Winn Dixie didn't have enough problems already with bankruptcy, now they hire idiots that try ripping them off.
Posted by: Gmac at July 1, 2006 08:48 AMIt's a blessing that most criminals are so stupid. It gives the police more time to concentrate on the cleverer ones.
Posted by: Donnah at July 1, 2006 12:37 PM