There are hysterics in the Keith Richards camp as Scottish authorities look into fining the guitarist $95 for smoking on stage during a show. Keith's accountant was seen tearfully clutching his ledger book and counseling him that if he doesn't get hold of himself, he's looking at a fine in each city he performs, causing him to have one one-hundred-dollar bill less per show with which to snort cocaine off a whore's ass.
The only break in this bad financial news is that there will be no fines levied at any show in Arkansas.
Posted by floridacracker at August 28, 2006 11:42 AMI just shot a geyser of hot coffee out of my nostrils, all over my keyboard.
Posted by: rg at August 28, 2006 01:21 PMThat DOES it! I'm not stopping back over here til I get home.
You are on a roll today..........
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