Has anyone explored the possibility that hurricanes are a Jewish plot?

a. They spread hype over Hurricanes when they don't really exist, because the Jews dominate meteorology and own all the hardware stores.

b. When hurricanes do hit, Jews create them with a giant weather-control machine, because they own the aforementioned hardware stores, as well as the plywood, drywall and cement industries.

Just a theory.

And when's the last time you ever heard of a hurricane named Schlomo?

The gentile names are a DIVERSION.

I thought Max Mayfield had kind of a suspicious name. Mayfield --> Mehfeld?
Max creates the "urgency" for a hurricane, then sells you the plywood and screws.

Thanks for opening my eyes, Mr. Mibson.

I live in NE Florida. Looks like we get missed again. Darn. I always wanted to make a run on our Publix for water, toliet paper and batteries. Never used them thar things before.

Chef Boyardee is Jewish? Whooda thunk!

We got our roof replaced in May. Payed the extra and got the steel so if I see parts of that flying through the neighbors yard, I'll be in real trouble!

Our roofer is still waiting on the permit. Did you insurance pay for any of your roof?
Ours offered us $4,600. With a $4000 deductable. For a $28,000 job. Tee.

We didn't get a dime from our insurance company. Not enough damage to cover the deductable. On the flip side, our insurance increased by $850 and for some reason our car insurance went up $200 for the year!

Your house must be twice as big as our 'cause our roof was only $15,000 and we even got a custom color. It only took 2 months from the time we contacted the roofer for a price till the job was done.

What are you doing yours? Tile?

Yeah, tile. We're the second to the last house on the street to get theirs replaced. That's because we're lazy and unorganized. That leaves one lone guy who adamantly refuses to get his done on some sort of principle. I'm with him, but Mr. Cracker says it has to be done.

I love hurricanes... always have, I guess I always will. If none of the hundred or so I remember have pissed me off or sent me for counseling, I don't think one will.

In fact, I have decided to petition the vast right-wing conspiracy to attack Florida only
for the next couple of years...AND I have a little altar built behind my shed towards that end.

My hope is that IF, and I know that IS A BIG WORD...
if...enough big wind and Katrina like circumstances occur, maybe we could run all these
carpetbaggers and scalawags out of Florida.

I am a litle angry at present. A truckload of
illegals punched my Cadillac in the nose last Monday...broke my foot, too. No headlights on, busy intersection, speeding, no habla englis, etc.

They all know how to say abogado, tho.

yep..we need three back to back Andrews up the ridge, that should do it.

Up here in Maryland we do the Publix raid, too. Whenever the forecasters mention snow flurries. Really, that's all it takes, just the mention of snow. It's so bad the local grocery chains do what they call 'snow drops', extra deliveries of milk, bread, toilet paper, etc.