September 29, 2006

Steven Tyler Needs A Strand Of Pearls Presents

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Hi, I'm Steven Tyler Needs A Strand Of Pearls! Boy, it's been a rough week, both with coming out about my struggles with Hep C and running out of my favorite Revlon "Moondrops" color, Snowsilver Rose. But I'm here, man, I'm here; and I'm ready to rock out with some great links. When you hit the links, be sure to look around; you might discover a favorite new blog:

*The Daily Gut is following Mr. Clinton on his visit to England.

*First they came for the go-go dancers...V the K has the follow-up.

*The Max Cleland clock edges closer to midnight

*First it's beavers building unauthorized dams, now it's bears shitting in the woods. When will wild animals stop wreaking havoc on our wilderness?

And

*Speed Trap: The Mayor of Mitchieville is running quite a racket with his quizzes. He's judge and jury in his little burg and everybody has to dance to his mad, cacaphonaic tune.

Posted by floridacracker at September 29, 2006 01:20 PM

   



Comments

You had me laughing there.

Yes, I love to watch people dance to my mad, cacaphonaic tune.

Posted by: The Mayor at September 29, 2006 02:57 PM

Don't make me turn this into an international incident, Mayor.

Posted by: Donnah at September 29, 2006 04:35 PM

I always thought that Steven Tyler enjoyed receiving pearl necklaces, in the ZZ Top sense that is.

Posted by: kbiel at October 2, 2006 01:51 PM

That never occured to me (Thank God).

Posted by: Donnah at October 3, 2006 04:00 PM