October 24, 2006

Starving The Cotton Pony

A brand new birth-control pill will make periods optional:

If a new brand of birth control gets approved early next year, that time of the month could become the time of, like, the decade. Lybrel, a birth-control pill made by Wyeth, would be the first oral contraceptive to deliver an uninterrupted supply of hormones. Seventy percent of women who took it for six months were period-free, according to a preliminary study by the company.

You could skip it for your entire 20's if you want. Any takers? Husbands, put your hands down.

What I would find optimum is the way it was done in the Old Testament and by the Indians, where you're considered unclean and have to go live alone in a tent at the edge of the village for a week. That sounds like a nice rest right when you need it. Throw in a bottle of Motrin and it's perfect.

Posted by floridacracker at October 24, 2006 10:10 AM

   



Comments

OH. A nice quiet place by myself ~ no dishes, no dusting, no dogs. Me, a couple bottles of wines and a box of chocolate. Complete psychic renewal.

No wonder we don't get to do it anymore.

Posted by: tree hugging sister at October 24, 2006 10:33 AM

Me, my cousin, and my sister discussed the unclean option when we were young women and thought it sounded grand.

Posted by: Donnah at October 24, 2006 10:47 AM

Drumroll. And the unintended consequences are. . .
stay tuned. We don't know yet.

Posted by: Norma at October 24, 2006 12:53 PM

Bones like fresh, crisp snowpeas maybe?

Posted by: Donnah at October 24, 2006 12:57 PM

Quiet for a week? Sounds good to me.

Posted by: Juan Paxety at October 24, 2006 06:38 PM

...but the money I'd save by not having to buy Tylenol and such. Looks like a win-win to me.

Wail on, Donnah!

Posted by: Trambo at October 24, 2006 10:43 PM

Mr. Cracker brings me a cup of tea, then goes to see a man about a dog.

Posted by: Donnah at October 26, 2006 06:57 AM