October 25, 2006

Fry Daddy

The fat was in the fire big time at this Salt Lake City crematory:

A dead man had one final earthly act before moving on.

Fire officials said the six-hundred pound man was in being cremated when his body fluids were too much for the oven.

The body fluids seeped out onto the floor and ignited causing a fire at the Garner Funeral Home in Salt Lake City.

"Those fluids can be very flammable," said Scott Freitag of the Salt Lake City fire department. "Sort of like a grease fire."

They'll be contacting the relatives to assure them their loved one wasn't "harmed" during the process of his becoming a flaming cauldron of adiposity.

(Via Fark.)

Posted by floridacracker at October 25, 2006 03:28 AM

   



Comments

Just to keep things in perspective, the "fluids" refered to here are of a human being getting cooked.

Posted by: Denny at October 25, 2006 04:37 AM

I smell a lawsuit.

The Chief of Police resigned in Winter Haven the other day..turns out the rest of the city employees
weren't too thrilled with his "Fatty Fatty 2 X 4" email he sent out.

So rather than deal with the sideways glares and
death threats from all the lardass city workers he quit.


Donnah, I took a 409 KILO patient in from the E.R. once.. I asked the girl giving report to clarify thinking she had misread the lb. abbreviation...

She clarified it for me.

The lady wouldn't fit in the ambulance, they had to bring her in the back of an F-250.

Posted by: csason at October 25, 2006 05:35 AM

Is this true? Is Charlie Crist gay?

What is wrong with republicans in Florida?

Charlie Crist gets outed ... by another gay republican. Seems the gov candidate is alledged to like it Jeff Gannon style.

http://www.browardpalmbeach.com/Issues/2006-10-19/news/norman_print.html

Posted by: Charlie Butters at October 25, 2006 08:40 AM

well the Dems and their base have been ass-bangin us for years..so it makes sense Charlie Butters..

I carry a Carrabbas disposable olive oil packet
for personal comfort.

But I am confused beyond the normal 'project kid on Father's Day' thing... shouldn't all the enlightened lefties all be smiley about more gay politicians ???

Posted by: csason at October 25, 2006 08:53 AM

one of those "truth is stranger than Stephen King novel" stories...linked it and you to my site.

Posted by: ric ottaiano at October 25, 2006 12:56 PM

"I smell a lawsuit."

I smell bacon.

Posted by: Bill from INDC at October 25, 2006 05:15 PM

Heh.

That would be the super-duty truck, huh, Owen? Least you didn't have to lift her with a crane.

Posted by: Donnah at October 26, 2006 06:50 AM

no..she brought her own special bed. It took four
male assists to move the entire entity.

Posted by: csason at October 26, 2006 01:09 PM