No expression, the face stays the same..while peeing, while eating, no matter. That's some serious
stretch they put on that face.

A little more gut, and John will really have to strain to even see whats down there.

Hell, I want every wrinkle I earn. Besides, when I holler and scream that my depends is full, I want expression on my face...otherwise I might not be taken seriously.

You make me laugh.

I saw the abs, but my eyes keep drifting back to the impressive rack.

I thought scientology was supposed to cure you of obesity, depression, addiction and all other psychological issues. John might want to ask for a full refund.

Well the guy ain't exactly young.

My grandmother always counseled me to be very careful about loosely using the word "hate," cautioning that hate is the most destructive and serious of emotions.

I hate you for this, Cracker.

Did he PEE with it and then EAT it? Is that some weird ass Scientology ritual?

For years I ran a yearly movie series for older ladies. Each year would be a different "theme": swashbucklers, historical, etc, but the true underlying theme for the overall series was gorgeous, gorgeous men. Matinee idols. That's what they wanted to see. I'd link up the flicks to some tenuous theme, then serve them their monthly dose of Flynn, Cooper, Power, etc in full-screen lusciousness.