Bangor, Maine: certified fear-mongering-free zone:
The general manager of two TV stations in Maine has ordered his news department to stop covering global warming until "Bar Harbor is underwater."Michael Palmer told the joint news staff of WVII and WFVX in an e-mail that global warming stories are like "'the killer African bee scare' from the 1970s or, more recently, the Y2K scare when everyone's computer was going to self-destruct."
Don't make us have heart attacks before we get a chance to try to survive the end of the world.
UPDATE:
Consensus!