November 22, 2006

Little Boy Blow

When you bring dope for show-and-tell, better remember to have enough for everybody:

Authorities were investigating where a first grade student got a bag of cocaine that he brought to school.

The 6-year-old boy was found at Beverly Shores Elementary School [in Leesburg] on Tuesday with half a gram of cocaine after a classmate saw the drugs, Capt. Ginny Padgett said. The boy said he either found the drugs while playing at his apartment complex or someone slipped it into his pocket, Padgett said.

The little darlin' needs to work on his lying to the police. Not to worry, I'm sure he'll get lots of practice.

In related news, it's snowing in Central Florida.

Posted by floridacracker at November 22, 2006 09:37 AM

   



Comments

my, my.. Beverly Shores was my elementary school.

Things have changed, evidently...my Mother was a Grey lady there. I was just a junior Deputy.

Mrs. Lowe was my first grade teacher. I am still secretly in love with her for giving me a puppy. I don't think any of my classmates were into cocaine at the time.

Posted by: csason at November 22, 2006 07:02 PM

Well, for heaven's sake, your old school.

Those first-graders seemed well-aware of dope.:(

Posted by: Donnah at November 22, 2006 07:58 PM