November 28, 2006

Up And Atwitter

I've pulled my pajama bottoms snug to my rump and am now enjoying a leisurely scratch.

Posted by Tree-Hugging Sister at November 27, 2006 08:47 AM

I was going to write a post about Coalition of the Swilling, but Michael Kinsley beat me to it.

Incidentally, Hog on Ice has a heart-wrenching Thanksgiving tale about orphans and puppies crying over their dry and zestless turkey sandwiches because they're out of Miracle Whip. Don't miss it.

Posted by floridacracker at November 28, 2006 02:12 PM

   



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I've oft been complimented on the snugness of my rump, thank you for noticing.

Class, great breeding (as opposed to the 'INbreeding' in your neck of the schwamp) and good jeans/genes will out, you know.

Bingley was sorry he missed you, but he had an early supper at the club to get to.

Posted by: tree hugging sister at November 28, 2006 03:45 PM

I took the pic [url=http://www.floridastateparks.org/koreshan/]here[/url] on Saturday, Donnah; I thought I was in your neck of the woo, er, swamp.

Much more pleasanter folks than the Banglacolans, I might add.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at November 28, 2006 03:55 PM

They were so much "simpler", he told me.

Posted by: tree hugging sister at November 28, 2006 03:57 PM

It does not necessarily follow that those of a more complex nature are more estimable in their character than are those who follow somewhat straighter paths.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at November 28, 2006 04:02 PM

My mom grew up in Estero when the Koreshans were at their height. We used to go to the park for picnics all the time when I was a kid. Why are you tromping on mine and my mother's memories?

Posted by: Donnah at November 28, 2006 04:02 PM

"And they live off the land and the most unUSUAL substances...I believe they said it was a Miracle they were still alive, whipped as they were. It was damn near a Museum of Natural Cracker Living History", said the ass kisser, on the phone to my ownself from Naples.

Posted by: tree hugging sister at November 28, 2006 04:05 PM

Stomping? Hardly. A pleasant, most respectful stroll about the grounds of the Koreshanity complex is a much better description.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at November 28, 2006 04:07 PM

I believe, Sis, that Dr. Teed developed his theories after gazing into a jar of Miracle Whip that had but one scoop removed from it.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at November 28, 2006 04:09 PM

And the mystic said unto his Koreshii flock: "Be...the JAR."

And as cheaply as possible.

Posted by: tree hugging sister at November 28, 2006 04:19 PM

Sorry. Forgot attribution.

From the documentary film : "Cracker Shack"

Posted by: tree hugging sister at November 28, 2006 04:20 PM

David Koresh took that name for a reason. He and Teed both believed the secret to the perfect sandwich spread was hidden somewhere in the Book of Revelations.

Posted by: Donnah at November 28, 2006 04:39 PM

Hidden for a reason...

Posted by: tree hugging sister at November 28, 2006 04:42 PM