Next week it'll be three years since Florida Cracker came into existence.
Readers, how should I spend my blogiversary? In a warm bath with a sharp razor is not an option.
In a warm bath with a webcam?
You know to christen your first vlog episode, of . . .well, you in a warm bath and a webcam?
(you only got your husband to blame for the tasty bag of groceries thing.)
Posted by: Wickedpinto at December 11, 2006 04:19 PMNot a bad idea really, as it would dovetail with my plans to turn this into a gay porn site.
Posted by: Donnah at December 11, 2006 04:29 PMokay, I'm in a complete connundrum, and don't know how to respond.
Posted by: Wickedpinto at December 11, 2006 04:34 PMThink 'Teapot' WP.... and now I must go and find my bottle of Crown to wash that image away again. Dang, and its only Monday. :/
I suspect I'll have a comment on what to do later to celebrate 3 years of ripping commentary on local FL and the bestest Wensday Duane pics. Right now my head hurts, I'm at work and I can't get to my bottle of Crown. :(
Posted by: Gmac at December 11, 2006 05:45 PMI'd have a site design party. That's where you invite web designers over and make them fix the formatting of your site.
Weeeee!
Also: drink beer.
Posted by: Bill from INDC at December 11, 2006 06:05 PMDon't you have some bulletproof underoos to purchase, Ardolino?
Drinking isn't an option either - I'm SB, you reprobate.
Gmac reads me like a book. Would that the rest of the world were as astute and perceptive.
Posted by: Donnah at December 11, 2006 06:15 PMI suggest a big hollow birthday cake, right in the middle of the table there in the CrackerBunker, out of which Leonardo de Caprio will pop at the appropriate moment, clad only in a G-string and glitter. Accomnpanying music: "Jive Talkin'".
Admit it, Donnah -- that's your deepest fantasy, right?
Posted by: Baron Bodissey at December 11, 2006 09:24 PMAre you kidding? Leo wouldn't last a week on my Roman galley.
Posted by: Donnah at December 11, 2006 09:30 PMWell Good Morning Miss Dove !
Can I ride the galley ??
How bout a masquerade ball ??
Posted by: csason at December 11, 2006 10:07 PMEr, what is "SB?"
Posted by: Bill from INDC at December 11, 2006 10:16 PMI'm guessing "SB" is either Southern Baptist or Senate Bill. I'll go with the former because, judging by some of the things that get passed, I think the latter must require large amounts of alcohol.
Posted by: marybeth at December 12, 2006 01:53 AMCongrats, D!
Posted by: Carl in Atlanta at December 12, 2006 04:54 AMEat a peach for peace.
Posted by: Paco Malo at December 12, 2006 05:07 AMI wouldn't spend the entire day at it but, you should spend part of your blogversary celebrating Florida Cracker's success. Take a look back at some of your writings and feel extreme pride. Oh so many folks have attempted and failed at what Florida Cracker has accomplished over three years.
Posted by: Gordon at December 12, 2006 07:26 AMHow's about a Duane pic every day of the week? Congrats, by the way.
Posted by: mike at December 12, 2006 08:42 AMStart off the day with DA: Anthology 1. Nothing can get you out of bed faster than the intro to the BB King Medley. Have biscuits and gravy with grits for breakfast. Stick pins in Bill from DC voodoo doll. Reflect on the state of the universe while listening to either ABB Live at the Ludlow Garage or Complete Fillmore Concert. Have a Miracle Whip and whatever meat sandwich for lunch. That should get your day started; you're a big girl spend the rest of the day doing what makes you feel good, you deserve it.
Posted by: wilmarwil at December 12, 2006 10:48 AM"In a warm bath with a sharp razor is not an option."
Does this mean you won't be shaving your legs for the blogiversary?
Posted by: Jeff H at December 14, 2006 11:33 AMI'm going with Mike, "How's about a Duane pic every day of the week?" with a kicker... Favorite tune(s) of the day with each Duane photo.
I figure if I want bathtub pics there's always the alt.binaries usenet groups. bleeeh