I guess the real question is if Nifong is going to force the entire DUke or NCCU football team into giving DNA samples to find out who's the father.

I'd hate to be the luck bastard who's tenacious sperm made it through all that soup

Awesome copy of Nancy Grace (from an Upright Citizen's Brigade alum!)

This case had everything the media -- that is, the New York Times -- wanted: rich white males behaving badly, and a proud, black "dancer" looking for justice in the South. Freakin' facts ruined everything.