INDC Bill is now in Kuwait getting ready to embed in Iraq. He's listed the items he had to purchase to do this gig, but nowhere on the list do I see the word 'soap'. Is he planning on not bathing? Would any of us here be surprised if that were the case?
Kick in for some Irish Spring if you haven't done so already.
I'd just say to Bill..if it gets thick enough, you can mix sand and water (if you're willing to chase a V for it)and it works just as good.
Merry Christmas Bill
Posted by: csason at December 28, 2006 12:19 PMI think Bill draws his eyebrows on with Magic Marker. What is your own opinion?
Posted by: Donnah at December 28, 2006 03:02 PMDust baths, he don't need no steenking soap. ;p
From what I've heard and seen the dust is quite pervasive and the baths will not be voluntary.
Good luck Bill, send us some good intel and be safe.
Posted by: Gmac at December 28, 2006 03:11 PMDonnah, Tom Selleck draws his eyebrows on with Magic Marker. It looks like Bill uses it for his beard.
Posted by: Retread at December 28, 2006 03:30 PMAll hair displayed in the picture is naturally-occurring, carefully-nurtured growth.
My barber trims my eyebrows with a dremel.
Posted by: Bill from INDC at December 28, 2006 03:39 PMSo how long did it take you to grow that fauxchuck?
Posted by: Donnah at December 28, 2006 04:04 PMWhat does fauxchuck mean?
Posted by: Bill from INDC at December 28, 2006 04:20 PMBill, maybe you ought to look into sponsorship from one of those Hair Club for Men outfits. Probably could have paid for the whole trip and all the gear if you were a poster boy for one of them.
Posted by: Retread at December 28, 2006 04:22 PMChuck Norris, Bill. I'm on to your trying to snag his mojo.
Posted by: Donnah at December 28, 2006 04:28 PMRural Sunni tribesmen in Anbar do not trust men without at least mustaches. Further, most snipers in Anbar are paid to kill Americans, 99.9% of whom happen to be clean shaven.
So if it's a choice between having a beard and putting up with detritus from the Cracker peanut gallery vs. not having a beard and getting my brains splattered into my helmet liner, I'll ... ...
... well, that's a tough call, actually.
I live for what you guys think!
PS - Chuck Norris would kill for my beard. And he just might.
Posted by: Bill from INDC at December 28, 2006 04:55 PMAnd Cracker, consider this a personal betrayal, because when have I EVER busted YOUR chops?
:-)
Posted by: Bill from INDC at December 28, 2006 05:31 PMNo sir, what we got around here is a bohled peanut gallery. And if we're not treated right, we'll bohl up a mess of them in the room where you sleep, and your remembrance of your misdeed will linger, linger, linger.
Posted by: Donnah at December 28, 2006 06:11 PMI just want some video from Irak, k..
btw, if it was popular (as in *less* snipage) I'd grow a moustache out my nose. A nice one, too.
I will say though, I am surprised you didn't take this opportunity to grow a Duane-cut, i.e. chops..you know, so Donnah would say something warm and fuzzy.