Two things that are much alike: a retarded third-grader trying to sculpt the Pieta out of dried potato flakes and cornstarch, and dunce journalist Terry Lane trying to quote the pithy, punchy phrases of master wordsmith Mark Twain. This reverse verbal alchemist's ability to turn a golden phrase to lead in uttering it has brought out the funny in everyone in this thread at Tim Blair's.
Posted by floridacracker at December 30, 2006 04:59 PMThose people are a riot. I would have commented except for the registration.
Posted by: Becky at December 31, 2006 03:36 PMHe'd be overrun with crazies if he didn't have it. Sign up; it just takes a few minutes.
Posted by: Donnah at December 31, 2006 03:49 PMYup, ol' Tezza's the reverse Midas- everything he touches turns to shit.
Posted by: Habib at January 1, 2007 09:12 PM