January 29, 2007

The Green Pellet Killer

Just as the best chefs are men, throughout history the finest poisoners have been women. Somewhere along the line we sold our birthright:

A woman in Wisconsin is accused of serving a poisoned milkshake.

Police in Neenah arrested 24-year-old Amanda Verboomen and charged her with serving the drink laced with rat poison.

According to police, Verboomen served three people milkshakes at a residence near Green Bay.

They became suspicious when they noticed the drinks had a funny taste and green pellets floating on the bottom.

Locusta wept, that's sorry.

Posted by floridacracker at January 29, 2007 05:17 AM