February 05, 2007

My Absence

I'm sorry I haven't been with you these past few days. I was getting an artificial anus installed and there were complications. However, as my friends will attest, I'm regaining strength and kilos. Rest assured I am in perfect health and will continue to lead you towards a glorious future.

UPDATE:
Hello! I was joking! My anus is worry-free!

(Herald login/pswd=crockett@tubbs.com/miamivice.)

Posted by floridacracker at February 5, 2007 12:09 PM

   



Comments

No comment.


but glad you're back...

Posted by: Carl in Atlanta at February 5, 2007 06:15 PM

me either..that had to hurt.

ok I did comment, what's this about a glorious future ??

Posted by: csason at February 5, 2007 07:09 PM

I told her she had to speak, or it's like some some Fidel Castro stunt.
Next time ya'll, I'll send the cops to her house.

Donnah, next time the cops. (:/

Posted by: the real Nancy at February 5, 2007 07:24 PM

Donnah,
If money is a problem, I'm sure we could pass the hat, so you could get a *real* Anus.

Artificial or not, congratulations on your new hybrid car.

Posted by: rg at February 5, 2007 09:04 PM

Was this an elective surgery ?

Just askin'.

Posted by: Harry Bergeron at February 5, 2007 10:10 PM

Donnah I take that wasnt a joke ....I wish you a speedy recovery ,.....we have missed you ....take it easy ....Greg

Posted by: Greg Henderson at February 5, 2007 10:44 PM

With the tornado activity in Florida, I was afraid you were going to be found in Kansas. Glad to have you back.

Posted by: Willard at February 5, 2007 11:05 PM

No, Greg, I'm still working with my original anus, thanks. I believe Castro is having some trouble with his, however.

Posted by: Donnah at February 5, 2007 11:21 PM

She ain't wrote...she ain't called...

Posted by: tree hugging sister at February 6, 2007 09:34 AM

Welcome back, I was wondering why there was a dirth of posts to comment on. ;p

My son lives in Deland now and wasn't caught up in the tornado so he didn't take a trip to Oz as many here suspected you had.

Posted by: Gmac at February 6, 2007 11:44 AM

I'm sorry I made anyone worry. I was just a bit burnt out and don't have any guest bloggers to spell me.

Posted by: Donnah at February 6, 2007 05:55 PM

Whew am I glad cause I was going to volunteer to be a donor ...till I thought more clearly about it !!!! So it does give us more reason to check yes on our drivers license ....

Posted by: Greg Henderson at February 6, 2007 08:10 PM