She exited her abused carcass down the road in Hollywood. Her baby wasn't with her, of course:
Anna Nicole Smith, the former Playboy playmate whose bizarre life careened from marrying an octogenarian billionaire to the untimely death of her son, died Thursday after collapsing at a South Florida hotel, one of her lawyers said.Smith, 39, collapsed and was unresponsive while staying at the Seminole Hard Rock Cafe Hotel and Casino near Hollywood, said the attorney, Ron Rale. She was rushed to a hospital.
Since she died on the reservation, I'd like to suggest some sort of Indian burial for her. Like hanging her up in the trees with grave goods of TrimSpa, champagne, and Kentucky Fried Chicken and letting scavenging birds and (over)exposure do their work.
Posted by floridacracker at February 8, 2007 09:16 AMthat girl was reclaimed by demons..
I had thought of something much wittier earlier (dinner ago) but it eludes me now...
I don't understand why it is being billed as *shocking* and *untimely*...personally I'm not sure any form of negative emotion will be spared on my part at all. She sort of reminded me of a tarantula..with tits.
She certainly restrained herself in someway, I just haven't yet heard anyone specify where, have you ??
Posted by: csason at February 8, 2007 08:42 PMGod Bless her as I know she seemed to be very tormented ....May she find some peace on the other side ....
Posted by: Greg Henderson at February 8, 2007 08:59 PMShe wanted to be like Marilyn
This is why you gotta be careful what you wish for
I met a lady once in an AA meeting named Audrey.
In 1988, she had been sober for 6000 years...just kidding, more like 25. The last time I saw her was
in a nursing home.
She made it to AA, because a couple of Tampa cops picked her up in the middle of Dale Mabry Ave with just her panties on.
I remarked to her one day about how sad it was to see people messed up on booze and drugs.
She said, " Owen, those people aren't miserable, THEY are doing exactly what they want to, just like I did" She was right.
Anna wasn't a retard, she was smart enough to lay waste to an old man's fortune, and he was smart enough (I guess) to give it to her since HIS son obviously didn't have the heart to buy his Dad a hooker, and keep the money in the family.
I would bet she chased everybody out of her room on a daily basis, and I am equally sure they obliged her on a daily basis. Tony Montana and Elvis come to mind.
Posted by: csason at February 9, 2007 06:03 AMSorry to see her go. She was one hot, pretty, sexy bitch at one time. Her layout in Playboy was great.
Posted by: Catfish at February 9, 2007 07:43 AMSo great it makes you refer to her as a bitch.
Posted by: Donnah at February 9, 2007 08:02 AMBesides being a "tarantula with tits" (I love that, csason!), why was this poor (in spirit) woman news? I guess its the train wreck syndrome that causes us to be fascinated by such tripe. Since much of her life was spent here in Houston the local news devoted 15 freaking minutes, half of their broadcast, last night to this bimbo. MS-13 has taken over SW Houston, Katriniacs own SE Houston, our police chief spends every weekend at his home in Phoenix, but this walking testimonial to the virtues of retroactive vasectomies gets half the broadcast. Of course, I was repulsed, but yet, I could not look away ;-)
Posted by: Hamous at February 9, 2007 09:53 AMOh, and God rest her tortured soul.
Posted by: Hamous at February 9, 2007 09:54 AM"Bitch" is somehow worse than "tarantula with tits"?
Not that you care (or even should) but you lost a reader with your burial suggestion for the tarantula with tits.
Posted by: Arcs at February 9, 2007 10:21 AMConsidering she left her 20-year-old son lying on a fucking slab while she went out and had a "wedding," the pictures of which she sold for a million bucks, I'm more than happy to suggest she get a good, old-fashioned Indian burial.
I'll save my pity for a boy with a whore for a mother who had to wait for her month-long bender to end before she could get around to burying him.
Also consider that the 20 year old son with the drug problems had become who he was at his death because as the saying goes, the nut don't fall far from the tree. He had no say in the matter of how he was raised ( by a drug addict whore momma). At least that baby won't be subject to the absolute abuse Anna Nicole's son was. Now if they can just figure out who the daddy is. I'm betting against Stern...like Ms. Smith...in it for the $$$$$. Maybe her Momma will let her lay around on a slab for awhile. Naw won't happen. After all, she was a "star". (In my opinion, drug addict, whore, leach, child abusing user would be a more truthful discription)!!!!!
Posted by: cindy at February 9, 2007 12:34 PMI'm betting on Janet Reno being the daddy.
Posted by: hamous at February 9, 2007 06:51 PMI met a lady yesterday everybit as hot as Anna, she
chose a little different route in life though...her hubby builds and teaches jet engine stuff...so they got together and she races a jet powered dragster called 'Miss Ta Fire'...
pretty cool..
Ok..I guess if I have to find something worthwhile to discuss regarding Anna Nicole Smith, it might be that... in all of the gazillion bad decisions that humanity makes daily, and how that probably has some sort of round about fucked up effect on me, her contribution was not really needed, therefore *that* pisses me off. Other than that, I'd rather feel sorry for a troop that got nailed.. if I am supposed to have a sense of remorse for individuals who are doing exactly what they want to do, and die doing it.
Posted by: csason at February 9, 2007 08:25 PMWho would have guessed? She was so full of life!
There is no God. We are truly alone in the universe.
And now this:
Statement From PETA on Anna Nicole Smith's Death
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,251007,00.html
Posted by: rg at February 10, 2007 02:57 PM