Larry Birkhead, Howard K. Stern, Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband, the frozen sperm of a dead 90-year-old: are any of you here the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby?
This is dovetailing nicely with the government's plan to collect information on its citizens. Just gathering the DNA of every man who had sex with Anna Nicole in the past year will give them a sizable database.
Posted by floridacracker at February 11, 2007 12:14 PMWho was her father?
I've never seen a mention.
I can say without a shadow of a doubt that I am not the father of Anna Nicole Smith's child.
Posted by: Carl at February 11, 2007 02:53 PMnot even by proxy...
What is really gonna turn this into clabber is when they find out it was Anna's son's child...
Posted by: csason at February 11, 2007 03:10 PMit won't be the first time some waxed-out methadone mama was the Mother of her own grandchild..but I'll bet it is the first time Fox news sent a reporter to cover it.
Posted by: csason at February 11, 2007 03:12 PMAllow me folks. This person tried to be happy in her way,as we do in ours. However bad or mean or stupid she was, she's dead now. Nothing we say about her can harm her anymore. It can however harm ourselves. How about we don't ?
Posted by: peter at February 11, 2007 04:33 PM
ANSmith was a beautiful women, and I have no doubt she loved her son, baby, and her little dog Sugar Pie.
However,she's got to be cracked on, even in the worst way.
There is a dangerous trend directing girls towards unrestrained and high risk lifestyles.
"Young Hollywood" air heads are following the trend and are being watched by girls every where.
I hope they will cringe to think of their lives being mocked this way.
Hopefully, their vanity will be so great that they stop the nonsense, rather than be compared.
Even little girl's dolls are made to look like sluts these days. It's really disturbing.
An alarming number of teenage girls state that they have been abused by boyfriends.
They are not offended to called whores,bitches, or sluts.
And this is straight out of hell,...girls are being told, and believing, that oral sex isn't really sex. Foolish girls.
Girls are making out with each other on the bus! In front of the little ones. Where did they see that?
ANS didn't create all this, but she advocated it. Just like pointing an arrow at a target.
"A beautiful women without modesty and discresion is like a fine gold ring in the nose of a pig."
that means, oinkey- doinkey
How about calling a spade a spade Peter?
It might not be 'nice' to discuss the truth but thats what it is ain't it?
Perhaps the DNA results might be uglier than you think they could be.
It does appear that the johns are jumping out of the bedroom though... by my count at least 3 now and I'd bet the DNA will exonerate them all.
by my count at least 3 now and I'd bet the DNA will exonerate them all.
It's gonna be a Maury Povich episode before it's over...
Posted by: Mark at February 11, 2007 09:03 PMI am thinking that the tv show about nasty jobs hasn't even scratched the surface. You know, if you really trace society's ills back to it's birthplace...it began when people started 'hanging loose' and 'living it up'.
Now I am not against anybody having a good time, but
she made her living apealing to the most gutteral instinct allowable.. Just think, in a few years they'll have beer commercials with exposed nipples and some serious popsicle work..you can bet that.
So I don't really have any use for people like that. I don't care if they exist peacably in some strip bar, but the ones that push the envelope like she did do impact society negatively. Unless of course your idea of society lauds the people who make it nastier.
btw, it isn't my job to protect Anna Nicole's reputation now, or when she was alive. I figure if she wanted to be remembered with high regard, she would have live much differently.
Perhaps that is why people are 'fascinated with her rags to riches' (which is a huge pile of shiot) story is just how much she didn't care about that...
I know everybody knows someone, maybe even yourself..that has high measures of success, but I am glad they aren't gonna do an autopsy on me, while the world DNA's my infant, to decide it's heritage...what a sux way to live.
Posted by: csason at February 11, 2007 09:23 PMI am very good friends with my little buddy, why would I do such a thing to him?
Posted by: Wickedpinto at February 11, 2007 11:35 PMLooks like maybe we were all wrong...it's wasn't Mr.
Peabody in the Library..it was the Bahamian Immigration Official in the hospital.
At this early stage, I think the only ones we can scratch off the possible list of DNA donors to Ms. Smith's final progeny would be the Duke LaCross Team, as they were all too busy being Nifonged at that particular moment.
Posted by: tfhr at February 12, 2007 05:59 PMHoly crap! That should be lacrosse - and if she can't spell or even proof-read, don't blame me, that's not genetic.
Posted by: tfhr at February 12, 2007 06:04 PMJust announced: added to the growing list of possible fathers of Anna Nicole Smith's baby is the name Kevin Federline.
Well, not really, but it wouldn't surprise anyone, would it?
Posted by: Carl at February 13, 2007 01:27 PMUp to #5 now, the bodyguard claims he was doing his job.
Posted by: Gmac at February 13, 2007 03:59 PM