February 18, 2007

Better Lock Your Doors, America

So why do think Britney did it and just how far do you think she'll go to please Charles Manson?

Posted by floridacracker at February 18, 2007 04:49 AM

   



Comments

She wanted to look the same all over???
Matching carpet and drapes so to speak...
In other news, some evidence was lost in the operation... no hair, no drug history. Much easier to retain custody so you can say that she "did it for the children".
IMHO, she keeps digging, looking worse each step.

Posted by: Gmac at February 18, 2007 06:50 AM

y'know...for all the hip, slick, and cool that (and I know that 'hip, slick, and cool' is an out-dated term) the present generation of celebrities is supposed to have, they sure are having a hard time
proving it.

What happened to the good ol days when a star was born, showed off a little..and then *reclused* themselves...to save us the awful experience of knowing who they *really* are.

I've met quite a few famous people...and most of them had crap going on that is/was best left out of the public eye.

I mean..like, you know...I am just glad we don't have a web page that shows pics of Doris Day, Natalie Wood, Eva Gabor and Ginger Roger's cootch in glory-followed by a head shave.

you know what I'm saying... The extent of my Brittney-know is that she sings that song Oops.

Why do I have to be subjected to the little bitches weird ass life ? Maybe she'll do like Jacko and start customizing her face... I think she did it because she's pissed that Anna done stole all her 'tention.

Posted by: csason at February 18, 2007 09:51 AM

Nah, she simply saw "V is for Vendetta" and thought is was a comedy. She's trying to horn in on Portman's action.

Posted by: ken at February 18, 2007 11:02 AM

She did it because, during her less-tha--one-day stint at rehab, she saw Demi Moore in G.I. Jane and decided that is what she wants to do with her life.

And hen she woke up afterwards and changed her mind...

Posted by: Mark at February 18, 2007 12:08 PM

Who can read the mind of media crack whore?

She could have eliminated the whole “trailer trash” factor by having her hair pulled back in a pony tail and donating it to Locks of Love.

http://www.locksoflove.org

Did anyone check with e-bay to see if the hairdresser is cashing in on this little stunt?

Posted by: Cindy at February 18, 2007 02:28 PM

Not really understanding the message, Brittany decides to try out to be ANS's replacement for PETA's "Gentlemen Prefer Fur-Free Blondes" campaign.

Posted by: marybeth at February 18, 2007 03:13 PM

marybeth wins..lol

Posted by: csason at February 18, 2007 07:32 PM

Bollocks, you wankers. She's obviously a skinhead.

In other words, Brittany is now a Chelsea.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iM4iYca51_s

Posted by: rg at February 19, 2007 01:25 AM

I reckon a swastika tattoo'd on her forehead would make the nut.

Posted by: Habib at February 20, 2007 01:44 AM

I understand that one of the 3 billion women on this planet shaved off her hair.
So what ?

Posted by: Peter at February 20, 2007 03:25 PM