This man needs to run for senator:
The Foreign Ministry recalled Israel's ambassador to El Salvador, Tzuriel Refael, after he was found in the back yard of his residence naked, drunk, bound and gagged, it emerged Monday.Raphael has been removed from his post and the Foreign Ministry has begun searching for a replacement, ministry spokeswoman Zehavit Ben-Hillel said.
According to reports, San Salvador policemen who guard the ambassador's residence found Refael with his hands tied, a rubber ball gag in his mouth and wearing sex toys.
"Jou OK, Senor Kennedy?"
(Via Harry B. in e-mail.)
Man, if I had a dollar for everytime that happened...
Posted by: Gordon at March 16, 2007 09:01 AMHe could have brazened it out. If he had just one drop of Kennedy blood in him he'd have known that.
Posted by: Donnah at March 16, 2007 09:29 AMNaw, I don't think he could have pulled it off. IMO The Kennedys get a special dispensation because they're American Royalty.
He might, on the other hand, get a reality TV show.
Posted by: Gordon at March 16, 2007 11:49 AMUm, if you get caught with all of that bondage and S&M stuff, how the hell do they punish you when you get back to Israel? It would seem like a jail might be kind of like a brothel at that point.
Oh, and how ya' doing firecracker? I took your advice (as well as the advice of about a dozen others) and started up a blog of my own. Let me know if you want to take a gander at it.
St. J
Posted by: The Sniper at March 20, 2007 12:29 AMMikey! How wonderful for you to drop in. What's your blog url?
Posted by: Donnah at March 20, 2007 01:01 AM