March 16, 2007

Deep Pain Assuaged

With that Georgia kid's ignoble conquest of our mullet-wearing populace still gnawing at my vitals, it's comforting to know at least one other person can somewhat relate:

An inmate was convicted Thursday of murdering his cellmate by a jury that viewed gruesome videotape of the killer holding up his victim's entrails as he taunted guards from his bloody cell.

Although expired prisoner Joey Jesus Estrella didn't get any help from the guards when he pushed the alarm button in his cell, at least he had a decent device with which to signal distress. All I've got is the empty toilet-paper roll I use to amplify my whimpers.

Posted by floridacracker at March 16, 2007 08:34 AM

   



Comments

You and I both know they even call themselves 'Crackers' sometimes... it's a shame.

I even have two brothers and two sisters who
were born in Colquitt, raised here...they call themselves Gerogia Crackers of all things...

Happy 14th to my non-mullett wearing daughter (Thank God) Ivy Lane...

Posted by: csason at March 17, 2007 01:27 PM

Georgia has no imagination. I guess it doesn't need it in its function of serving as advertising space for Florida.

Posted by: Donnah at March 18, 2007 09:15 PM