Geez, this sounds time consuming. It seems like it takes an hour just to heat some bratwurst:
A 19-year-old Texas A&M University student was killed by her ex-boyfriend, who then dismembered and burned her body on a patio grill, authorities said Saturday.
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"We have determined through this investigation that the defendant dismembered Tynesha Stewart and...he burned the body parts," Harris County Sheriff Tommy Thomas said. "There are no remaining body parts."
I bet after a while he got really bored. And hot.
Posted by floridacracker at March 24, 2007 11:25 PMThis guy is going to need a really liberal work release program if he's ever going to pay up the carbon credits for his high crime of heating the atmosphere.
Posted by: tfhr at March 25, 2007 12:29 AMShame on me. I didn't even consider the carbon footprint he was leaving.
Posted by: Donnah at March 25, 2007 12:37 AMGlad to help out. I'm surprised nobody has brought up the whole Texas A&M bonfire (tragedy) thing.
Posted by: tfhr at March 25, 2007 01:12 AMif this guy successfully beats the rap, he could *prove* he didn't need college by starting a black market body disposal/mystery meat business.
I wonder what creative idea he had that completely incinerated the corpse ?
I don't get it with the landfill folks at all.
If you try to hide a spray can, or an old paint can, or an old tire..or the worst..A BATTERY !! They'll be knockin on your door with red paper and threats of no pickup etc...
But they never spot the body. That takes a half a million bucks to find.
Posted by: csason at March 25, 2007 06:21 AMI'm trying to figure out how he got that thing hot enough that there'd be no remaining body parts. That's a lot of charcoal.
Posted by: Donnah at March 25, 2007 07:59 AMmaybe her body parts are in his stomach... he probably ate her.
Posted by: Star at March 25, 2007 02:34 PMDo you think there was premeditated marinating involved?
Posted by: Donnah at March 25, 2007 02:53 PMSounds like Donnah is alittle jealous of the "round bootied murder victim"! Ta think that a living female with her whole life a head of her, could possess such mormid degrees of humor? Just goes to show the real psychological disposition of the average white and ULTRA exploited female.
ps. ...i'd bet it'll take more then some marinate to tenderize her tough white carcass!
LOL. I have a morbid sense of humor and you have a chip on your shoulder. Question is: is it mesquite?
Posted by: Donnah at March 25, 2007 03:57 PMFirst time on this site...after this article also the last. Where are all of the alleged southern good manners I hear about?
Posted by: annaeye at March 25, 2007 03:57 PMFirst time on this site...after this article also the last. Where are all of the alleged southern good manners I hear about?
Posted by: annaeye at March 25, 2007 03:58 PMThere was not any malicious disrespect intended for the young, beautiful Ms Stewart.
I think referring to the deceased as "round bootied" is very, sexist, racist, and disrespectful.
She is a sister in the family of females who was ULTRA exploited by an insecure, weak, sexist monster.
and BTW anne, manners are relative...this is informal
Meh, some people have 'tender' feelings, others 'tender' skins and in the case of this girl, nothing at all after a hot, unromantic encounter with her ex.
Somehow I'm thinking "southern good manners" should have dictated at least a good basting recipe to have been used but I suspecting that the guy wasn't exactly a culinary expert along the lines of Jeffrey Dahmer.