May 21, 2007

Physical Comedy

This kid has excellent timing:

A ten-year-old southeast Missouri boy is cited in juvenile court after allegedly punching his teacher in the face.

It happpened last week at Alma Schrader Elementary School in Cape Girardeau. Authorities say the boy, who has a history of behavior problems, became disruptive in the classroom and first struck the teacher in the leg.

Soon, the boy began throwing things. When the teacher told him he needed to stop making bad choices, the boy allegedly punched her in the face.

So who's the better comedian, him or Jim Jones? They're both good at punchlines.

Posted by floridacracker at May 21, 2007 04:49 AM

   


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Ahhhh, But Jim Jones was better at mixing punch than throwing them as this underrated little brat in the left corner seems to have so clearly demonstrated.

Actions have consequences and the ruleset teachers are forced to conform to restrict their abilities to correct abusive behaviour from little b*****ds like that. A prompt bitchslap or two with some corrective force application as delivered by a large wooden apparatus collectively known as a canoe paddle would give him an attitude ajustment that would stick for life.

Posted by: Gmac at May 21, 2007 12:59 PM

GROAN!

Posted by: PHIL at May 22, 2007 06:30 AM

they have a right to fail, a right to sleep in class, ESE kids can only be suspended for a limited amount of days, then they MUST be allowed back into class regardless.. they have the right to not stand up for the flag, they have a right to assault any one in the class, just like they were at the mall.

The teachers are like unarmed guards.

They have a right not to answer..it's ridiculous.

Posted by: csason at May 22, 2007 12:33 PM

"How do you like this bad choice, lady?"

Posted by: Donnah at May 22, 2007 01:28 PM

Last year I had a 10 year old in one of my math classes who had a history of behavior problems too.
He had spent some time at the Fla. Sheriff's Youth Ranch, and his file said he was bi-polar.
One day he came to school with a broken arm. He had tried to imitate a stunt from "Jackass".
I thought he was cute cause he would snarl-up like one of those little dogs that turn into Satan-looking things when they're touched in the wrong place.
You know, they shake,eyes bug out, and they growl and show their teeth.
Well, I must have touch a sore spot cause he said to me,
"I'd like to punch you right-in-the-face."
"OMG, you little bugger" I said, "Don't you know I'd have to punch you right back in the face if you did?
We both laughed, cause the thought of us having
a fist fight was so absurd.

Posted by: nancy at May 22, 2007 05:31 PM