Put That In Your Bong And Smoke It

Will Barack Obama reveal his artistry and fashion an RPG into a barack obonga? It would be like Michelangelo freeing an angel from a block of marble.

The fury John McCain would surely feel at such a ingenious riposte to his camp's claim that Obama "wouldn't know the difference between an RPG and a bong" would cause McCain to look even more like a boiled tomato than usual.

I hope Obama goes for it. He may have no military experience, but that tokin' black senator could smoke McCain any day.