The Fragile Ego

Isn't this sort of like complaining the food is terrible and the portions so small?:

During a heated argument, Roosevelt ''Pookie'' Jones told police, his girlfriend accused him of infidelity and an inability to satisfy her in bed.

That's even worse than telling a guy he doesn't know how to run the washer, and we know how badly that can turn out. Will Pookie rise above? Naah:

He responded by beating her to death, Miami-Dade police said.

These items fall into categories for both famous last word and retarded reasons people beat other people to death.

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