July 26, 2007

The Redbook Makeover

They may be able to knock twenty years off Faith Hill using computer software, but absolutely nothing will remove the taint of Tim McGraw.

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Posted by floridacracker at July 26, 2007 04:40 PM

   


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Knocked off 20 pounds, too.

Posted by: sandspur at July 26, 2007 09:16 PM

damn.. I keep trying to stop it on the normal one, but it won't let me.. I guess it's too early for me to be studying FlardaCrackers.

Posted by: csason at July 27, 2007 07:48 AM

she looks better un-touched.

Posted by: csason at July 27, 2007 08:23 AM

Yeeee haaaawwww, man did he whomp her with the bacon stick or what?
The possibility that his head fat jumped on her just being in proximity to him is a possibility also. ;p
Donnah is the Charles Johnson of the music world!
(Rathergate photoshop comparison)

Yes, she's pretty no matter what but the untouched photo is the better of the two imho.

Posted by: Gmac at July 27, 2007 08:29 AM

I don't know about you, csason, but I'd certainly touch her...

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at July 27, 2007 09:33 AM

OK, I'll bite. What is wrong with Mr McGraw? I don't know him, and don't have an opinion.

Posted by: Rhaetian at July 27, 2007 11:40 AM

I'm more of a Miranda Lambert fan.

Posted by: David at July 27, 2007 01:34 PM

This really is cultural insanity.

I hate these magazines with a passion. "Love your life" is its motto. There is nothing relevant to “love” or “life” in such rags. Just “articles” to read and products to buy in a never-ending quest to attain the unattainable – even when “unattainable” means a look that suggests a life of dry heaving over toilet bowls.

Posted by: CJ at July 27, 2007 01:42 PM

I love em both!

Posted by: Dayngr at July 27, 2007 04:19 PM

I keep looking for the 'Knock Twenty Pounds Off' article.

Posted by: tree hugging sister at July 27, 2007 04:52 PM

if you look closely..not only did they dust off the wrinkles.. they changed her right hand to a forearm and put an arch in her back- wtf is that all about ? Maybe they should have just taken the head part and put it on a different body.

in fact maybe they did.

Posted by: csason at July 28, 2007 07:28 AM

No, it's the same body. They just saw it as a misshapen mass and carved, spackled, and painted over it until it looked how they wanted. They might have well just done a drawing from the beginning. The thing is, she's a naturally beautiful woman already.
A couple of years ago Kate Winslett publicly complained about her GQ cover, saying they'd P-shopped down to skinny when she wasn't and she resented they're doing it.
CJ- agreed. It's craziness.

Posted by: Donnah at July 28, 2007 10:38 AM

I can't stop staring. Can I be compensated for this now?

Posted by: The Mayor at August 1, 2007 08:54 AM