October 25, 2007

The Unfathomably Disordered Kitchen

I cannot understand North American cannibals lack of organization in the kitchen. Jeff Dahmer was found to be storing an uncovered head on the refrigerator shelf where it would absorb the odor and flavor of God knows whatever else was in that fridge -- perhaps even onions. The police discovered many things during a careful search of his apartment, but Tupperware was not among them.
Now they've arrested a Mexican cannibal and he shows the same cavalier attitude in regards to food storage as Dahmer. Is it a guy thing?:

When [José Luis] Calva allowed policemen to search his dingy fourth-floor flat in the wee hours of the following Monday, the scene that greeted them was straight out of a horror screenwriter's most lurid fantasies. Police say that inside one bedroom closet was Alejandra [Galeana]'s dismembered cadaver—sans the right forearm and the right leg below the knee. The missing limbs turned up inside the refrigerator in the kitchen, where investigators also discovered a Corn Flakes box containing a bone covered in muscle tissue that had apparently been fried.

Not even Freud himself could follow the labyrinthine paths of minds as twisted as this. You'd think that if anyone had an appreciation of keeping food fresher longer it would be these fellows.

Posted by floridacracker at October 25, 2007 04:18 AM

   


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Why not a cereal box?
It keeps cereal fresh for about two years or more.

Posted by: nancy at October 25, 2007 06:41 AM

Have we forgotten how awesome it is to find a prize in the cereal box?

Posted by: the real nathan at October 28, 2007 06:56 PM

What else would a cereal killer use?

Posted by: nancy at October 28, 2007 07:32 PM