December 07, 2007

The Unexpected Scenario

The photos used to illustrate the simplicity of this home forensics tool only introduce a new mystery: what the heck piece of clothing did that stuff get on and how would it have gotten there?

Posted by floridacracker at December 7, 2007 11:04 AM

   


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"Customers who bought this product also purchased...

...body bag"

I'm guessing it's targeted to the jealous husband demographic.

Posted by: See-Dubya at December 7, 2007 05:19 PM

I think one of those flash lights they use would be more practicle, and just as an effective tool.
A wife could take her husbands pants into the laundry room, turn of the light, and see whether he really did go "fishing".
yea, brilliant...
Watch out guys ;)

Posted by: nancy at December 8, 2007 08:28 AM

I love the opening line: "Do you have a clothing item or stain you need to test for the presence of semen?"

The only thing better would be if they sold them door-to-door: "Scuse me mam, do you have a clothing item or stain you need to test for the presence of semen?"

"I can see by your reaction that you're skeptical. And somewhat horrified."

Posted by: CJ at December 10, 2007 11:37 AM