April 02, 2008

Going Gator

An old friend takes another moonlit dip with the gators:

He was naked. In a pond. In the dark. There were alligators.

Sound familiar?

Ask the two deputy sheriffs who found Adrian Apgar nude early Friday, wading in a Lakeland-area pond.

Apgar told the officers he was looking for an alligator.

About 15 months ago, one tried to eat him.

He made national news in November 2006 when deputies rescued him from the jaws of a huge alligator in Lake Parker. He was naked when they pulled him from the lake in east Lakeland off U.S. Highway 92.

During that attack, deputies engaged in a tug of war with the alligator.

The reptile ripped off much of Apgar's left arm and bit his back, buttocks and thigh. Apgar spent months recovering from his life-threatening injuries at Lakeland Regional Medical Center.

On Friday, Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd said his deputies had once again saved Apgar's life, possibly rescuing him from another alligator attack.

About midnight Thursday, a patrol deputy spotted an unoccupied pickup truck parked near a pond at Saddle Creek Park on U.S. Highway 92 between Lakeland and Auburndale.

The deputy checked the truck's tag, and afterward, realizing Apgar owned the truck, called for another deputy familiar with the 2006 attack.

The deputies searched the park for Apgar and eventually found him in the pond walking toward an alligator about 50 feet offshore. The only way to that location was through thick brush.

The deputies talked Apgar, 47, safely out of the water. He told them he had been bitten by a snake while looking for the alligator.

He was hospitalized at Lakeland Regional under the state law that allows people to be held for evaluation if they appear to be a threat to themselves or others.

"I feel sorry for him because obviously he's got mental issues," Judd said.

"This guy lost his arm, was in the hospital for months . . . and now he's back . . . "

Judd said credit goes to his deputies, who "ultimately saved the guy's life."

When a sergeant at the scene shone his flashlight into the pond, several sets of alligator eyes were looking back.

"He had more than ample opportunity to wander off and drown himself," Judd said.

After the first attack, deputies said Apgar told them he had been smoking crack cocaine, a statement he later denied. A doctor reported Apgar told him he had been smoking methamphetamines before the attack, and a nurse said he tested positive for marijuana and methamphetamines.

"He's not just a menace to society, he's a menace to himself," Judd said.

"He's past being comical; he has real issues."

Apgar never responded to multiple requests for interviews after the 2006 attack. A voice mail left on his listed telephone number was not returned Friday.

Judd said Apgar will face criminal charges, including trespassing.

Well, I'm glad they went to check on him when they saw his license plate. It's not too surprising he got Baker Acted for this. I wonder though, do his criminal charges include attempting to feed an alligator?

Here's the 911 call from 2006.

Posted by floridacracker at April 2, 2008 08:17 PM

   


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It's obvious that the nuisance human should be relocated and released.

Posted by: nancy at April 2, 2008 09:25 PM

Relocated and released on the grounds of Chattahootchee. Hopefully they don't have any ponds there.

Posted by: Donnah at April 2, 2008 09:31 PM

Hey if he makes it to the back ward at Chattahoochee, it'll take a Governor to get him off.

I'd say one more Gatorbait tryout should do it.

Posted by: csason at April 2, 2008 10:40 PM

He was swimming out to meet up with the gator. What was he going to do when he got there? Punch it? Hug it? It's like he has unfinished business with the species.

Posted by: Donnah at April 2, 2008 11:30 PM

Well the whole region they are talking about (E. Lk. Parker/Saddle Creek) is perfect fodder for COPS' episodes, if you get my drift...in fact Saddle Creek
is where they run stings for perverts and congressmen.

This guy has just smoked one too many. He probably made some vague threat to his crack queen that one day some ol Gator was gonna get him, and he is just
helping the situation along.

Posted by: csason at April 3, 2008 06:17 AM

But you figure if he's already lost his left arm, there's less of him for the alligator to get. If the gator snaps to get hold of his left arm, all he gets is air. Each incident just gives the gator a smaller target to hit next time.

Posted by: james at April 3, 2008 06:52 PM

You're probably right, james.. Apgar is just trying to teach those gators a lesson.

Posted by: csason at April 4, 2008 06:13 AM

Repeatedly swimming naked with gators?

Sounds like he's lookin' for some gator tail...

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at April 7, 2008 08:57 AM

I was a crazy man. With alley-gators I did swim
My willie was my pect'ral fin
Many a croc felt my arm and tried to take a bite
I saw pairs of eyes and long rows of pearly whites
The sheriffs caught me and said that I was ill
But I am swimmin' still. . . .

Posted by: A Highwayman at April 7, 2008 12:57 PM

That was awesome, James.

Posted by: Donnah at April 9, 2008 06:55 AM

I knew there was a rational explanation for all of this:

http://www.usatoday.com/news/health/2008-04-08-gator-blood_N.htm?csp=34

Turns out Adrian Apgar wasn't just on drugs, he DISCOVERS them and well before anyone else. Somehow he knew. I see Apgar making big bucks on the drug commercials that will come out of this pharmacological breakthrough. It might even be the vehicle that gives James the Highwayman the chance to knock that Viva Viagra song off TV and for that, I don't care how many people have to be snarfed down by gators. Wail on, Highwayman!

Posted by: tfhr at April 9, 2008 10:05 AM