Via reader Owen comes a link to a story out of Central Florida about unidentified male who lost life and limb (both of his arms) in a gator's watery eating establishment, along with the question "Is this Adrian Apgar?"
I'd have to say that while Mr. Apgar is indeed well-known for his repeated attempts to feed himself to alligators in that neck of the woods, judging from the sketch and description, it's not him. Since it's not Adrian, then that only leaves the obvious: the deceased was a fellow who went and saw the "Sex and the City" movie with his girlfriend and thought wrestling naked with an alligator was the only way to get his manhood back.
I suggest the authorities take the victim's sketch around to movie theaters.
...one way to know for sure if it's Apgar. Has tox checked his blood for the presence of crack?
Posted by: nancy at June 8, 2008 02:58 PMIf it was Apgar, the gator'd only have had ONE arm in his stomach -- the other was last year's gator snack.
Posted by: Donnah at June 8, 2008 03:08 PMDonnah, you're so smart...you figured it out without
even DNA testing the gator's Mama.
