All she did was take a bite out of crime:
A West Miami woman, accosted on her pre-dawn daily walk, fought off her attacker. She bit off a chunk of his tongue. Cops caught the guy, Mauricio Prada, 31, at Baptist Hospital's emergency room. He isn't talking -- but his would-be victim, Olivia Moore, is.``The only thing you care about is your own survival and you do what you have to do to get away,'' says Moore, 49. Just so happens that the lady is an ex-Marine.
So much for the vaunted Gyrenical ripping off of the head and voiding down the neck method of conflict resolution. This should take some of the wind out of the sails of that bragging former Marine Tree-Hugging Sister.
Posted by floridacracker at October 6, 2008 10:07 PMShe bit off a chunk of his tongue. ... He isn't talking
Ha!
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at October 7, 2008 07:44 AMOoh, ouch! That's gotta hurt! I think I'll stick to eye jabs and Nut Crunches and save the biting out of body organs for a very last resort.
Posted by: Starla Darling at October 7, 2008 09:11 AMI bet he's glad she didn't go for the throat.
Posted by: csason at October 7, 2008 09:56 AM"Hey, Mauricio! Whassamatta wichoo? Cat got yer tongue! Haw haw haw!"
Posted by: Starla Darling at October 7, 2008 10:04 AMI do not know why this story is amusing.
Posted by: Paulie at October 7, 2008 05:09 PMBecause it is always funny when a creep gets more than he bargained for. Or, if you will, bites off more than he can chew.
Posted by: Starla Darling at October 7, 2008 06:33 PMIt's funny because not much else is these days..
Posted by: csason at October 8, 2008 03:24 PMVery nice. But don't set me up on a date with this chick.
Posted by: Cappy at October 9, 2008 07:52 PMI'm sorry! Did you say something?
Musta missed it.
Posted by: panhandle cooter at October 14, 2008 11:06 PM