February 21, 2009

My Name Is Hurl

On Monday a prandial predilection that boiled over into dining discord led to an encounter with the police for one elderly N. Ft. Myers man. Things got hot when instead of a requested and anticipated dish of lima beans, a gentleman whose name rhymes with "Hurl" was instead brought a bowl of cereal with fruit -- most likely raisins-- swimming in Ensure. "Hurl" dashed the bowl to the floor in protest, prompting Mrs. Hurl to get on the horn to John Law.

Mr. Cracker and I feel that law enforcement intervention should have taken place only if Hurl's behavior occurred in reaction to a bean substitution; say, pintos for limas, as that would have just been unreasonable. What is your own opinion?

Posted by floridacracker at February 21, 2009 10:22 PM

   


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Dag nab it, Im gonna hurl if I dont get my beans!!

And giving me a bowl of ensure will definitely make me hurl.

Free the beans, free the lima beans!!!

And thats all I got to say about that!

Posted by: rememberingduane at February 22, 2009 02:39 AM

My preference is the large white lima, seasoned with a hamhock of course.
My husband only wants pintos and cornbread.
I can see his disappointment when he lifts the lid, but his reaction is a bit more controlled.
Old timers called the broth "pot liquor".

Posted by: nancy at February 22, 2009 06:42 AM

Neither one of those dishes makes my stomach feel too happy. I don't like any of it: cereal with raisins in it, lima beans, and though I've never tasted Ensure, anything touted on TV by Angela Lansbury has got to be gross, right?
I do like black-eyed peas though, with cornbread of course.

Posted by: Starla Darling at February 22, 2009 08:58 AM

Cut her head off.

Posted by: James at February 24, 2009 02:48 PM

But only after she's made to eat two bowls of Raisin Bran in Ensure.

Posted by: Starla Darling at February 24, 2009 03:55 PM