June 25, 2009

Michael Jackson Dead

Death did what the law failed to do: get those three kids away from that freakish man-child. Hopefully the equally repugnant mother of two of the children stays out of the picture.
Somebody get a child psychologist in there stat.

Posted by floridacracker at June 25, 2009 06:19 PM

   


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I'm guessing that we'll find that he was 5'11", 95 lbs.

This was a guy with infinite talent, and equally infinite nutsy fagen (technical term). I remember years ago when Elizabeth Taylor encouraged him to do a television interview in which he claimed that he never realized that people thought he was so strange......and he just got weirder from there.

It's just sad.

Posted by: mike the bike at June 26, 2009 08:14 AM

I had forgotten the Lisa Marie "marriage". I heard one report that he isn't the biological father of the kids.This will be a huge mess now. He was one strange cookie.

Posted by: cindy at June 26, 2009 12:04 PM

I saw this comment on TMZ earlier (I was really bored). It's in total bad taste but I couldn't help but lol.

119. I get first dibs on his remains.

Posted at 5:21PM on Jun 25th 2009 by The Elephant Man

Posted by: Lisa at June 26, 2009 02:18 PM

He never allowed photos of the kids. Makes you wonder what type of alterations he already did to them.

Posted by: Cindy M at June 26, 2009 03:07 PM

Didn't he own the Elephant Man's remains?

Posted by: mike the bike at June 27, 2009 12:57 AM

I was wrong. Seems that he weighed in at a ready 112.

Posted by: Mike The Bike at June 29, 2009 10:03 AM

Mike the Bike,

Yeah, but that probably includes about 17lbs of pills.

Posted by: tfhr at June 30, 2009 02:48 PM

Michael owned all kinds of crap.. including humans, dead and alive.

He also hated himself.

Posted by: csason at July 1, 2009 01:42 PM

He collected little primates. First Bubbles then the kids.

Posted by: Donnah at July 3, 2009 07:38 PM