Some ladies can get that last lick in and have lunch at the same time:
Authorities say a Houston-area woman who was burned up at her former common-law husband fried their pet goldfish and ate some of them. Pasadena police say it's a civil matter and no charges will be filed. The seven goldfish were purchased together by the couple during happier times.Police spokesman Vance Mitchell says the man reported on Saturday that the woman took the goldfish from his apartment.
Mitchell says the two argued earlier about some jewelry the man had given her but took back. She wanted the jewelry returned.
Officers who were dispatched to the woman's home arrived to find four fried goldfish on a plate. The woman said she already ate the other three.
He took the jewelry back? That just isn't done.
Posted by floridacracker at October 1, 2009 06:12 AMAt least she fried them up nicely, rather than doing the frat-boy trick of swallowing them down alive and whole.
Posted by: Starla Darling at October 1, 2009 09:16 AMGoldfish...my 1 year old granddaughters favorite snack.....wait I don't think these are the same type goldfish...nevermind.
Posted by: cindy at October 1, 2009 11:40 AMI like the goldfish crackers myself. Mmmmm, the pizza-flavored ones! Did you know they come in bright colors now? Blue, purple, red? Too bad you can't just buy a bag of blue crackers, you have to have them all mixed together. There needs to be more blue food in the world.
Posted by: Starla Darling at October 1, 2009 12:12 PMThis somehow puts me in mind of that scene in "The Man with Two Brains" where Kathleen Turner (crazy bitch) starts to bake Steve Martin's (Dr. Hfuhruhurr) beloved brain in the oven. lol
Posted by: Lisa at October 1, 2009 02:16 PM