Nothing those nuclear plant workers do could surprise me:

So apparently they were caught avoiding using the gate. Had it hidden in their underwear too, I'd wager.
Posted by floridacracker at October 8, 2009 06:12 PMLol, I thought you meant "crack" as in a crack in one of the reactor building thingies!
Plenty bad enough, what they did find.
WHo'd put a power plant at a place called Crystal River?
This guy work there?:
http://www.danperry.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/homer-asleep-on-job.jpg
Found AT the plant? Must have been discarded for fear of encountering the law. I'd concentrate on employees with histories of on-the-job shirtlessness.
Posted by: Hookhead at October 9, 2009 02:45 PMI had a buddy of mine who used to bring back some good shit from Africa... He hid it in the firing mechanism for a nuke missile.
He eventually got a less than honorable after 17 years, and three WestPac cruises..typical squid.
It was good shit though.
Posted by: csason at October 12, 2009 08:51 AM