His midlife crises now a popcorn event, Al Gore is accused of attempted pittah-pat by a masseuse.:
She said she repeatedly told him to stop, while he giggled, as she feared being raped. Gore twice gave her an "open mouth" kiss, offered her chocolates and Grand Marnier, grabbed her bra strap then pushed her on the bed and lay next to her as he played the Pink song "Dear Mr President."
That part had me in tears. From laughing. This story may be true or it may be false, but either way he forgot to Tipper.
Posted by floridacracker at June 24, 2010 09:51 PMrofl! All that's missing there is a trained chimp and the ghost of Elvis!
It's a very poor "masseuse" (most legit ones much prefer the term "massage therapist" or "massage tech") who doesn't have a good contingency plan in case a client gets frisky.
A chimp trained to do what? That could theoretically have an impact on hijinx.
The ghost of Elvis would definitely have accepted the chocolate.
Why, the chimp would be trained to pour the Grand Marnier and pass the tray of chocolates, of course!
Posted by: Starla Darling at June 25, 2010 09:13 PMAn Inconvenient Masseuse.
Posted by: tfhr at June 28, 2010 12:18 AM